Dogs

Men's best friend? Or truthfully, man's (one) best friend. I'm talking about large breed or working breed. The same can't be said about toy dogs, or what I call the most irritating thing in the world. You don't expect someone like me to be able to stand the yapping. They go fucking "weyp weyp weyp weyp weyp", the damn shrill noises. When a large breed is a pup, yeah, everyone love him/her, everyone wanna pat, touch, hug, or cuddle the pup. But what happens to most large breed or stereotyped "aggressive breeds" when they grow up?

Not mine. I don't chain mine up.

I find it sickening when people buy large breed pups just because they are "cute", or "adorable" or worse, "cheap" (from puppy mills). You know what will happen to the dog once it grows up. Caged. Or chained. Never to be touched again. Dude, just key the breed name into Google and see what you're getting yourself into. See what it'll grow up to become, then make up your fuckin mind if you still wanna keep one. For me, I grew up with a large breed as a kid, and with large breeds around the neighborhood. Yeah, although Yuri is "cute" right now, I actually prefer him to be 3 years old instead of 3 months old. I don't see a point of wanting him to stay "cute" when he's a Rott for home security purposes.

Still cute? Wanna touch him? Wanna hug him? Not you.

The most awesome memory about Rotts that I carry from childhood happened while I was netting little fishes from the drain between my house and the neighbour. They had 3 Rottweilers and 2 Dobermans. 2 of the Rottweilers stood up on their hind legs, reaching about the same height as the fence, and barking non-stop. Honestly as a kid, they scared the shit out of me. Yeah, those booming barks. So much nicer to the ears (now) than the yapping of toy dogs. That's why I preferred Rotts, not to mention 9th smartest in the world. Now you all know why and stop asking the same fucking question "Why go for such aggressive breed?".

"Can I wrap them around your neck, Mr. Thief?"

Aggressive? Have you owned one or know someone who had one before? Mostly no. You probably mention that word from your experience watching horror movies (Blade Trinity?) and being barked at profusely. Um, all sorts of dogs will bark, bottom line. Its the silent ones that you gotta watch out for. I look at a few Rott owners, and their Rotts are so "sticky" to them, the main owner, one that trains/plays with/feed/take them out. Plainly misunderstood breed to the public. Have we seen Rotts what bit people for no reason? Yeah, those that are poorly taken care off, beaten daily, and stressed out Rotts. What, you don't think dogs find it stressful from being ignored? Then let's have you, an innocent fella, locked up for no apparent reason, and only have food and water shoved into your cell. Let's see how you'd like that.

Look at this and think of your damn Pomeranian.

So back to the term "men's best friend". 

NOT 

Not when you're not welcomed at the premise and you get mauled. For trying to be a smart ass wanting to debunk the myth whether there's life after death. 

That's why they are only ONE man's best friend.